Paper Paper!

There are many trials and tribulations in the pursuit of knowledge. Working with others being one (something which I apparently had the "good" fortune of not experiencing) and putting up with people who apparently live in homes without proper water supply being another (but there is a story for another day).

A: i have decided that i am not going to ever co-author my papers with more than 1 co-author
B: meaning?
A: meaning me + one more author.. thats it
B: so if I want to write a paper with you
B: I will have to kill The Boss first?
B: *in case this IM is being hacked, the previous statement is meant to be a joke*